A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decided to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she let out a sigh. The man ran out and told the doctor who said that was a good sign and suggested he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction.

The husband went in and rubbed her right breast. This produced a moan from his wife. He rushed out and told the doctor. The doctor said this was amazing and a real breakthrough. The doctor then suggested the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he
would wait outside as it is a personal act and he didn’t want the man to be embarrassed.

The man went in, then came out about five minutes later, white as a sheet. He told the doctor his wife is dead.
The doctor asked what happened to which the man replied, “She choked.”

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